"Hey, you. How you doin'? You are lookin' good, baby. Check out the nice fit of those jeans. All that time at the gym is really paying off. Now get over here so I can reward you and help you celebrate your success. Come on, honey, all work and no play is a terrible way to spend the day. Gimme just one little nibble, then. Come on, you know you want me. You deserve me, baby."
I hate it when cheesecake talks to me.
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Hilarious!!!
Debbie from Healthy Habits Challenge
lol
I think he was here just the other night . . . I won't tell you if I gave in or not.
ROFL! Having similar temptations over here... ;)
At least the refrigerator door can muffle his verbal seduction. You're too funny.
last night he tried to get me to eat a banana cream pie. "come on, you've been so good and you hadn't gained any weight at your doctor's appointment today. one little piece won't hurt!"
i did succumb and was later disappointed-- i should have gone to paul martin's bistro and gotten the really good one instead of the safeway version.
I just grateful that the cheesecake is talking to YOU and not ME!!!
:-)
But it's just so darn persuasive!
The chocolate has been calling my name all week ... and I keep listening!?
Amen sister. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who hears the voice.
B&J's has been calling my name on a daily basis now, thanks to you! I am going to be 200 pounds the next time you see me!
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