I take my role as family pain inflictor very seriously.
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For this reason I try to have the best torture devices out there in my home.
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.I'll do anything to elicit screams, wails, moans, groans, and outright begging for mercy.
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The louder they complain, the better mother I am... right?
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What is your favorite way to torture children?
Sacrament meeting.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, taking my kids to sacrament meeting solo is SELF torture.
Glad I got that cleared up.
Ha! My kids are grown-ups now, but I did all those things when they were young.
ReplyDeleteIt depends on the kid. I recently got fed up with my oldest son's attitude and just started listing of potential punishments until his face twisted up in fear. Ah ha! Yep, that's the one. (Push-ups)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite form of torture?? Hrm...that's hard. So many choices! I think it has to be washing Ming Wai's hair. She screams and hollers, and I just laugh and keep going. hehe
ReplyDeleteMath facts worksheets are my favorite form of torture for my 10yo. And it's easy to torture the 8yo-- just serve food he doesn't like to the person sitting NEXT to him. The list goes on, but then you'd find out how whiny my kids can be.:)
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