Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Scaaaary

I think I've officially found something to replace my fear of ventriloquist dummies. I was window shopping on craigslist today when I saw this:

childerens bench (animal) - $20 - pic <<furniture by owner

Seems innocent enough, right? I'm thinking Noah's arkish, maybe a giraffe or elephant. Nothing could have prepared me for... for... well, just look for yourself.



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

That ad should have come with a warning, or some sort of MPAA rating, dontcha think? The scariest part of all was that they wanted 20 bucks for this freak show. Would someone please hurry and buy this to save other craigslist browsers from the unexpected horror?

9 comments:

Amber M. said...

Looks like a new use for roadkill. Scary is right!

Stephanie said...

that is so funny. $20 bucks, huh? They should pay someone to take it off their hands! And I love how they spelled "childerens". Classic.

Hope said...

$20 bucks? Seriously? That would give anyone nightmares at night. The lucky child who gets this in thier room will be looking at alot of therapy when they get older.

32 Flavors said...

My girls already have a fear of monsters in the closet (thanks, Monsters Inc.) This would really throw them into fits! I would love to know what kind of kid had this in their room.

Awesome Mom said...

Guaranteed to give kids nightmares! Dang that thing is awful.

The Leinonen family said...

That is hilarious... I would put it out front - just for the heck of it... 20 bucks huh? well, nevermind then... my phobia is clowns anyway -- what's with all the makeup???

Packer Family said...

What is it???? I don't see how that is furniture! Not anything I would buy at least!

Sonja said...

hee hee. But the way you say it makes it sooo funny.

Jeanette said...

What is that supposed to be? Very...interesting...