We did not rent the home that called this a "roomy Master Bedroom closet":
And as comfortable as I try to be with my body, we did NOT rent the home with the toilet mirror wall. (Can anyone ever be THAT comfortable with their body?):
Nope. Instead we chose the only normal, safe, big-enough-for-our-huge-family house we could find in our price range. And we love it!!! The only problem is that we are really paying for this place with the commute. Mr. Hotness has a 3 hour round trip commute each day and the kids and I currently have a 1 1/2 hour commute each day taking him back and forth from the train station each day.
Connecticut is such a lovely place to live.