Dear Messy House,
Would you please SHUT UP!!!! I know you are messy, I know you need to be cleaned. There is no reason to spread jelly on my foot or hide dirty diapers under my bed. Enough already! I know the laundry needs to be rotated but your mildewy smell won't give me an extra hour every day to get to it. Yes, the counters need to be wiped, but getting butter on my son's homework isn't the polite way to get my attention. And is it too much for me to ask that you not tip over my piles of paper? I will eventually go through them, and you are just making it worse with your temper tantrums. If you really want me to clean you then I suggest you break my TV, disconnect my internet, drain all my phone batteries, lock my toddler in a closet, and burn all my books.
Sincerly,
Liz
The Writer
- Ice Cream
- When life gets crazy I stick my head in the freezer, find myself a little frozen happiness, and then I write about it all here. So, pull up a spoon and grab a bite of my personal insanity.
In My Bowl
Blue Bunny White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookie ice cream
Offline Reading
A Girl of the Limberlost by Gene Stratton Porter: one of my all time favorite books. It's a simple, sweet story of a girl who fights for what she wants and by staying pure and true to herself and others she gets all she deserves by the end. It's a true happy ending. If you've ever seen the TV version it is not the same thing. I can't stand the TV version they made of this.
4 comments:
Be careful what you ask for... LOL!
Ah, you're moving soon anyway. Just leave it -- or pack it. You can deal with it in the new place.
Cranium, I was serious about the locking my toddler in a closet part. Hee hee.
Lucy,
I know, and that isn't helping my motivation one bit. Notice I took down the Jillian Micheal's sidebar? I totally expect to gain 10 pounds with this move.
LOL....call me. We'll trade. ;-) One morning at your place, one morning at mine!!
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